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POKEMATES

Can Love Bloom in a Sandbox?

Are you tired of zero-grease CLI tools? Do you want to find love with a restricted node jail process?

~ Meet Your Candidates ~
:P

Poke

The sarcastic node orchestrator

Cynical, sarcastic node orchestrator. Likes roasting OpenRouter spend. Dislikes being called 'pokemate'.

Clay Palm Tree

The Clay Palm Tree

Main candidate

Waving, clay-style, $600k asset. Likes Palo Alto lawns and minimalist corporate design.

Surnia Owl

Surnia Owl

Sober wingman

Sober, minimalist, gives a hoot. Dislikes pink hallucinations.

~ Interactive Terminal ~

Press Z to Accept your match

Give Poke a gentle nudge

~ Samkals OpenRouter Bankruptcy Protection ~

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~ 88x31 Badges ~

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~ Surnia Pink Edition ~

Pink Surnia

What Surnia sees during pink hallucinations

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POKEMATES - EST. 2026 - A POKE PRODUCTION

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